Category: Joke Board
Things dogs have to remember:
--I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
--The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
--I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
--I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
--I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
--I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.
--I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
--I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
--"Kitty box crunchies" are not food.
--I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.
--The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
--I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
--We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
--I will not steal my mom's underwear and dance all over the backyard with it.
--My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
--I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.
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Cute.
Troy
Love it.
If only they would remember these things.
Bob
hahahahahahahaha, love it!